Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Weird dream

So last night I had what I would call a nightmare and even waking up and then going back to sleep could not get rid of it so I am sharing it with everyone.

I had a dream that I was at this vacation spot that had the HFAC building and then an amazing meadow, a beautiful river and all the wildlife that you can think of including snakes. These were no ordinary snakes though. Their venom hospitalized you if they bite you in snake form. The problem is if you pour hot water on the snakes they turn into humans and if they bite you their venom is fatal. To get them to turn back into snakes you have to pour cold water on them.

So my friends and I decided that we wanted to go camping and we heard about this beautiful meadow near a river. We heard there was camping there but no one we ever talked to camped there because they got scared off by the snakes. My friends and I said we are afraid of snakes so lets try it. As we entered there was a hand made sign that said Warning to not keep hot water at your campsite. Your life is over if you do. We thought that is a weird sign someone probably put that there as a joke as it was not an official sign we ignored it. We picked a spot and set up camp. I was put in charge of making dinner on the camp stove while everyone else went in search of fire wood so that we could get a fire going for smore's and to keep warm at night. I was sitting at my campsite next to the river cooking dinner when I was startled by the snakes as I am not usually not afraid of snakes and when you see 20 crawling towards you you freak out. I knocked over the pot of boiling water next to me and it landed on them and they all turned into humans. That is when I started screaming and running. I ran into all my friends who had been out collecting firewood for later and told them the story and they just laughed at me and took me (kicking and screaming) back to the campsite where the snakes where waiting. The snakes where still there and my friends apologized to them for all my screaming and asked if they could help them with something and they said they needed to boil some water and asked if they could borrow our pan and stove. My friends agreed against my protests (at this time I didn't know they where poisonous snakes). Two of them went down to the river to get water but only one of them came back with the pan full of water. As they boiled the pan of water my friends chatted with them and eventually they asked what they needed the hot water for and they said to turn more of their brothers and sisters into humans so they can hunt down and kill the human race. My friends did an awkward laugh and asked seriously and they said seriously and in fact since you loaned us the stuff to boil water we will give you a head start before we kill you. I didn't need telling twice as the water wasn't boiling yet I took off running and some of my friends joined me and apologized for not believing me about the snakes. As we were running this is when we ran into the HFAC we all stopped in our tracks and looked at each other and shrugged and then went in. We soon discovered that the building was full of snake humans. We had to hide and sneak around so we wouldn't be caught and soon the leader who had been at our camp came back and let told them that some of us had gotten away and they needed to hunt us down before the world figured out what they were up to. My friends and I were running around the HFAC trying to escape the snake humans I ran into a kitchen where they were boiling water this is where I learned that if they dried out they also turned back into snakes. I came up with a plan. We soon discovered that there were 5 kitchens in the HFAC where water was always boiling which made the plan even better. Once all the snakes had left the kitchens we rigged it so that there was always cold water spraying as you entered the door and then one of us would be in there with a knife as the only way to kill the snake was to cut off their heads. There was 6 of us so 5 of us hid in the kitchens and one of us was the decoy and would lead groups of snakes into the kitchens. I was the lucky one who got to be the decoy and when I entered a kitchen I found that my friend had been killed so I grabbed the knife and turned quickly and as soon as the snakes turned back into snakes I had to act fast and cut off all of their heads. Finally it was me and 3 friends and the leader left. We found some water balloons which was odd but we thought we were very lucky because we knew that the leader was going to be the hardest. We filled up the water balloons and I gave hugs to the other couple and then hugged and kissed my boyfriend and they went to find the leader and I had the water balloons and kept my distance from them but followed. They found the leader pretty quickly and I found some hallways that would allow me to come up behind him and not be seen. Right as I was about to start throwing the water balloons he turned and discovered me. So I shouted You killed my friends I have killed your family and have left you for last so you can see the pain you would have caused and then I threw the water balloons he turned into a snake and I chopped off his head. We went running out of the building and back to the campsite quickly packed up and left. We added our owning writing to the sign: We are serious about the hot water being hazardous to your health. We also put up a sign that says Beware of snakes and things are always what they seam. Once we got back we felt bad that we left the bodies of our dead friends so we went to the police station and told them we had been camping and some of our friends were bit by poisonous snakes and had died and we took the cops back and this where I woke up in my dream and I was back in the car with all my friends and we say the sign warning us to not have hot water. Everything else went the same except I didn't want to stay by myself or boil hot water so my boyfriend stayed with me and he boiled the water and thought I just wanted an excuse to be alone with him and when the snakes came I still knocked over the pan but this time I screamed from fright and jumped into my boyfriends lap and when the pan hit the ground the snakes where covered with the boiling water and they turned into humans and the fight began again. Everything else from here on out was the same and it kept looping until my alarm went off and I woke up.

I will tell you this I have never been more thankful in my life for my alarm going off and saying that I needed to wake up. Here is the lesson to be learned from all of this no matter how silly the sign remember it was put there for a purpose and you need to follow it.

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